How can I say that Easter is Satanic?
Every holiday (using the term very loosely) in America is just another excuse to pollute our children’s pallets with some more poison. The corporations love it and so does the devil.
Really the devil?
Surely you dont believe in the devil; do you?
It has been said that the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was to convince the world that he dosent exist. When I was a kid most of my peers were familiar with the Biblical basis of Easter, yet somehow we still believed in this whole other totally irrelevant fairy tale. Or should I say Bunny Tail?
I guess blood sacrifice, atonement, reresurrection and the like are a bit dry and graphic for the young ones. A nice cuddly Easter Bunny who brings candy; now that’s something they can swallow.
Ironically it would be much more healthy and nutritious if the Easter bunny laid down and sacrificed his own flesh to them, instead of the junk food. Hey, sounds a lot like what Jesus did. Rememeber communion?
Oh wait…
I thought we were getting rid of the scary story right?
Wine and wafers…
Yeah, not an easy sell for the kids.
The wafers are bland; and the wine? Everybody knows kids can’t have alcohol. Right? Alcohol is innocuous compared to the “treats” Easter Bunny brings. But apparently everybody dosent know that, because nobody in thier right mind would ever feed their kids painter’s caulk, aluminum, or dyes. Would they?
You’re lying!
Prove it.
What? And do your homework for you? Those are just a few of the scary non-food ingredients found not only in junk foods, but in lots of processed “foods” typically consumed (not to mention high fructose corn syrup and artificial sweeteners). And if you choose not to believe it than all I can say to you is…
May your ignorance lead you down a trail of blissful warm fuzzies, unicorns, fairies, and oh yeah…
Easter Bunny
What am I gonna do about it?
I’m an American. I’m gonna get my kids an Easter basket full of debaucherous treats and take them hunting for colored eggs.
Happy Easter
Thanks for Reading
So I’m not sure what you’re critiquing here. Is it Easter and Christian idolatry, or is it processed Easter candy and the pagan activities associated with it. And what about the Devil. What are you attributing to Satan?
Thanks for reading Daniel. Good question…